My Dream Diary
I dreamt that I was in bed about to go to sleep when my step Dad came in and asked if I was awake. It was very dark such that I couldn’t see his face. I told him that I was awake and he said that something had happened to our cat. He was saying that one of our neighbours had planted a red wine fruit that was poisonous to cats. So I was getting quite worried and sat up asking if the cat was okay, then Mark told me that the cat had been shot. This was quite shocking so I got up and followed Mark running downstairs in the darkness. He went off to find my Mum and I went into the kitchen to find my cat so we could take him to the vet. I saw the cat and tried to pick him up so that he couldn’t run through the cat flap, but he kept wriggling free. When I looked on my hand there was blood on it so I panicked and picked him up him for a second time and refused to let go even when he started digging his claws into my wrist. However he kept scratching and although it didn’t hurt in the dream I dropped him and he ran out. Then I turned my hand over and realised the scratch was really deep and there was blood pouring out of my wrist into the sink. At this point I freaked out because I thought I was going to bleed to death and shouted ‘help’ and woke myself up.
I dreamt that I was in a house with several of my family members, there was a kitchen that had long metal sinks that made it like a maze. Then I met this really short woman who I somehow knew was my Aunt even though she looked completely different. Then I was on a camping trip in what looked like a shopping mall. It was my job to go in first and prepare the campsites for everyone, which entailed laying everyones portfolios out like sleeping bags, but they kept bending. Each campsite group had a trap door with a number on it and I had to match up the number with a list of film lengths that I had on a sheet. After this I had to open each trap door and remove a snake from inside. One of the snakes had a cut that looked like smoked salmon. I kept getting attacked by snakes of varying sizes.
I dreamt that I was in the top corridor next to the geography room at school. There was a train track running along the side where the window is. Then someone got hit by the train and there was a lot of blood.
I dreamt I was in the art room and the sky had turned black with a giant storm cloud. Then this blonde girl came in with a bag shaped for a wine bottle, it was made out of the same material as a dress I have.
I dreamt I was at some kind of carnival/ festival run by my family. All members of the family were supposed to feature in a play. I was playing someones sister. I was horrified by this because there were people my age there, so I wandered off hoping that they would forget that I was in it. I was walking round the carnival, someone had told a ghost story and so there were weird spirits present. They had black cloaks, like grim reapers. Then I was with two other people in a corridor, we were going to find the bathroom. The other two left and went downstairs because they were too afraid to go in because of the spirits. I went in and it was very dark, there was also a huge spider on the ceiling. When I walked further in, the spider swung down and kept flying at me. It was like a cross between a dead curled up spider and a flying beetle. Then I was in a giant warehouse that looked like the swimming pool from my primary school, it was full of gym equipment. I was sat on what seemed to be a cross between a seesaw and a rowing machine. Then it went all dark and everyone started screaming because one of those spirit things had come in. Then I woke up, very disorientated, to my Mum asking where the cookie cutters were. I’m still not sure whether that was dream or reality.
I dreamt I was in the Slaughtered Lamb (pub) and my friend, Helen, told me that she had managed to book U2 to come. Then I was painting the inside of a jar.
I dreamt I was with my friends, Hannah and Sarah. Sarah was wearing gym clothes and wanted to go to a bar called ‘Juice’, even though it was the middle of the day. We were on a bus. I wasn’t bothered about going to ‘Juice’, I told Hannah that I had once gone there with Jess after we had gotten off a plane and it wasn’t that great. We got off the bus, which was about to turn down the road that goes past school. The bus had started moving when I pointed out to Sarah that she had left her trainers by the door, so we had to run along with bus to grab them. I caught sight of the bus driver in the wing mirror and gestured/ mouthed the situation, to which he burst into raucous laughter. Then I woke up.
I dreamt I was with my sister, Lisha, we were trecking up a hill to get to a school and we were late. The school looked like the Toyota UK headquarters. Since we were so late everyone had left except the teachers. We went into the cantina because we had to eat. At this point Lisha had turned into my friend, Jess, we went to the counter and asked the dinner lady if it was okay for us to eat, she said that it was fine but went on to explain that although we were allowed KFC chicken and corn dogs, we were only allowed a bucket full. I went to get a baked potato. One of the baked potatoes was made of quinoa, so I took that one. When I took my plate to another counter, the potato had vanished. Then Jess was Lisha again. Our old babysitter came in and said it had been a long time since she had seen us. There was a giant projector screen on the end wall that started playing old childhood clips of Lisha and I. There was a video of us climbing up and mountain and several pictures of paintings I had done as a child.
I dreamt I was in the kitchen and my Gran had just left. Then I saw an old woman in sunglasses walking through the garden, she looked like the Witch of the Wastes from Howl’s Moving Castle. I asked her if she knew that she was walking through private property, then she asked me something and since she seemed to know who I was, I invited her in. As we talked, she got progressively younger and her outfit changed with each change. Then she said she had best be leaving. It started to rain so I offered to give her an umbrella, I looked through the shoe cupboard but all I could find was a pink one with cat ears. Then my Mum came in and said that we now kept the umbrellas in the kitchen, she gave the girl a tie die one that matched her anorak, the girl left. I was looking out at the garden again and a man, followed by a whole group of people, came out of the field into our garden. I couldn’t be bothered to deal with guests so I told Mum to tell anyone who asked that I was in the shower. I went up stairs. My sister was in the shower so I went into my room. Then my house turned into something that looked like west cheshire college. There were lots of people around as it was an open day. A guy came up to me and asked if I could help his son with his art project. It turned out the son was a radio and he whispered through the speakers, you could see his mouth moving in the back of them. Then I went into this kind of conservatory, where I met my friends, Hannah and Katie. Katie asked if she could borrow a french book, but I had the wrong one.
I dreamt I was trying to get the train to Manchester with Naj, I was late for something. Chester train station had turned into this weird maze. I kept pulling duvets out of the ticket machine.
I dreamt my Mum was putting spicy canjun chicken on rice cakes and the cooker was outside. I was looking up at the back of my house and there was a random hollow square where the roof should have been, and there was a huge owl in it. I was sat with my step Dad and he was drinking coke.
I dreamt I was making a giant sculpture of my friend, Naj, sat on a chair. Before this, I went to BHS to buy my friend, Hannah, a present. BHS was all old fashioned and wooden inside, I saw lots of pillows and a box of junk next to a staircase.
I dreamt that my friends were putting on a play and using my kitchen to practice. I was trying to persuade them to dress up as kiss and my friend Emily kept switching the lights on and off. Then the kitchen changed into a beach with a giant rock. My old PE teacher and several students from my primary school were there, they said they were going on trip to Paris. I decided to go with them. Apparent once every few years, the English channel parts relieving a train track, along which you can walk all the way to France as long as you return within 4 hours. We walked along the track and ended up in an airport. I changed £30 into euros. Then it turned out I was actually in New York and I was looking for the National Gallery (which was in New York apparently). There was a man dressed as a clown with a giant tourist street map on his back and I was trying to read it but he kept moving, then my shoe nearly fell down a hole in the pavement. In the end I decided to get a cab there, I ran into three friends also trying to get a cab. Then my friend Naj appeared and started giving me dire warnings about not trusting someone at home. Then I woke up.
I dreamt that my step Dad discovered my tattoo and was furious. I had several shouting matches with him in various places, including school and in the car. Then I was in Chester, but it was Camden market somehow. I ran into my Art teacher and his wife who were giving out transparent juice boxes that had giant insects at the bottom. Apparently they were extremely healthy, but you had to dodge the insects with your straw or they’d come alive and crawl out your mouth. Then the dream switched and I was a Japanese waiter, working at a hotel. I was supposed to be serving tables but my fat Japanese chef friend and I kept going swimming. We were practicing synchronised swimming along with two identical old men who kept singing opera.
I dreamt I had a brain in a plastic bag. I was wearing my American Apparel shirt and the sleeves were very baggy. At one point there was a posh wooden door behind me, much like the doors into the great hall at Hogwarts.
I dreamt about sunflower seeds. Also I was supposed to be doing life drawing but someone kept trying to make me play hockey.
I dreamt about knees and a circular building.
I dreamt that some kind of apocalyptic zombie disease was going around and everyone was trying to murder my family. I was upstairs in my house with my mum, step dad and little sister. Then my aunt was trying to murder us. I was trying to convince my parents to climb out the window and hide on the roof with me. They kept refusing and saying it would be better to hide under the bed. It was very frustrating.
I dreamt that the girl who sits in front of me in maths had plastic surgery to enlarge her shoulder blades.
I dreamt I woke up hungover and my room had turned into some kind of den. There was clutter everywhere and loads of roles of wallpaper. There was a blender jug and a pint glass full of milk on my bedside table and then I realised there was also a measuring jug of milk in my hand. Somehow I thought that it was vomit and I was trying to remember when in my drunken state I had accumulated all this stuff in my room. Then I woke up and was relieved that it was just a dream, I went into the bathroom to get water and when I looked in the mirror my hair was swarming with small flies. This disgusted me and I tried to shake them out but they just kept wafting around and going straight back again. Then I woke up for real.
I dreamt I was at a house party in Venis. It was the morning after and loads of people were passed out everywhere. I was sat with four others at this random table which was on a ledge on the edge of a lake. Then two police officers came and said that one of the passed out people was drowning. Then I went into the kitchen and realised my jumper was inside out.
I dreamt that I looked out my window and apparently I lived by the sea and the tide had come in so far that the water was level with the widow so I could see under the water. I saw a shark and some seaweed. The water then retreated and I went outside to where there garden had become a public beach. A woman told me I had to run down the garden eating a cake or else. I foiled her plot by running round the garden, but throwing bits of the cake away as I went.
I dreamt that my school had turned into a giant water park. All the surrounding area was also made up of swimming pools.
I dreamt that I went into the common room with my friend and the head of year told us that we were late for an important meeting. We were helping her tidy stuff up, when I noticed she had made a pile of dead cockroaches on a chair and was cutting each of their legs of so that they couldn’t escape when it was dark. She then pointed out to us that all the cockroaches had evolved such that they now carried spears. The cause of this mutation was that they had copied the rhinos from ‘Lord of the Rings’. This all made perfect sense in the dream.
I dreamt I was in a giant green house/roman colosseum there were plants everywhere and giant hedge sculptures like the ones out of Edward Scissor hands. I remember talking to someone who reminded me of a younger Leonardo DiCaprio and something to do with tea cups. Then there was a large group of people and we were trying to go somewhere but there where too many to fit in the car. The car was green and very round.
I dreamt that I was in the front garden, when my friend turned up and asked if I could drive her home. Since my driving instructors car was conveniently in the driveway I agreed. She said we should take a short cut through the fields so that we need not go on the road. When I had started trying to drive the front yard had turned into a driving obstacle course, it was made more troublesome in that the steering wheel was in the backseat again and there was a giant cushion blocking my view. I was just saying to my friend how weird this was as I had had a dream about the steering wheel being in the back the other day, when I woke up.
I dreamt that I accidentally stole my Mum’s car. I was half way to school when I realised that it was against the law for me to be driving without supervision, as a provisional licence holder. I got quite stressed trying to pull over because the steering wheel was in the backseat making it difficult to see what was going on. I managed to stop by chester racecourse. I was just trying to call home to explain the situation when it turned out I was already home. My Mum was furious because apparently in addition to steeling the car, I had tried to sell it on ebay.
I dreamt that a group of friends and I were in a block of flats. I think I have dreamt about this block of flats before because I recognised the round hobbit-house-like doors and cramped space. We were having a race to see whether is was quicker to get to the third floor by stairs or elevator. Then we were watching a film which was similar to black swan in that Natalie Portman was playing an evil ballerina. She was intent on murdering this other ballerina who it showed looking young and beautiful dancing and stuff. Then it showed a clip of evil Natalie Portman saying how the stress of being the target of murder had gotten to the other ballerina, to which they showed the other ballerina now as an old woman baking cookies. She seemed quite mad and hysterical but her kitchen was all cool and retro.
I dreamt my family adopted an african child, he asked me if I knew what maracas were and wondered around on stilts. At one point I was sat on a stone bridge reading the dictionary.
I dreamt I was trying to revise physics but the room was too loud, so I went into the corridor. It seemed I was in the shopping centre in Park Way Parade in Singapore, except the shops where classrooms. There were a lot of glass walls.
I dreamt that I was writing a letter in the ICT room at school, when I realised it was dark outside, all the lights were off and no one was around. I looked at the clock and it said it was 6.38pm and so school must be being locked up. I went down to the exit quickly and at some point along the way noticed there was something moving in my pocket. This made me very uneasy, somehow I knew whatever it was was slimy. I very cautiously looked in the pocket and saw to much horror that it looked like a cross between a baby bird, the aliens from ‘Alien vs Predator’ and the Voldemort that is under the bench when harry is talking to Dumbledore in the last film. I couldn’t remove it so I just had to continue knowing it was there. I was nearly at the exit when all the doors started opening and slamming of there own accord. There has always been a rumour that our school is haunted because it used to be a jail and I guessed that it must have been true then. I found the school caretaker which was a relief and I told him that the school was haunted, he said he knew and it had always been like that. I didn’t know how I was going to get home, so the caretaker offered me a lift. In the care it turned out I lived in tokyo and we were driving through all the lights and city scape and such. I got out on the corner a street were there was a market stall thing with lots of post card racks, I said it was fine to drop me here because I could get a train. I asked a girl where the train station was and she told me and then said my name at the end which freaked me out a bit. I asked her how she knew my name and she said there was a blog dedicated to me which she followed avidly, so I left.
I dreamt I walked round the back of my house to find that my Gran was organising a brunch party in our garden. There were lots of people in the kitchen mixing bowls of avocado and japanese rice. There was a guy with red hair and a moustache who looked like a pirate, when he noticed me looking at him he said ’ don’t mind me, I’m just here for the bruschetta’
I dreamt that I had asked my mum to buy me roller blades and dried apricots. I went upstairs in my house and it was very messy and there was a pair of roller blades on the floor but they weren’t my size. I went in my sisters room and someone had moved the chest of drawers out of my room and put it in hers. I opened a draw and there was a sack of dried blueberries in it.
I dreamt I was packing, and then I was at an office party
I dreamt I was in a room and there were bugs everywhere because of noah’s arch
I dreamt I went back to my old primary school and everything in the playground was giant.
I dreamt that on a mad flare of defiance, I decided I was going to abandon all my exams and A levels. I was being chased around my school and I kept having to go down flights of stairs. Upon finally exiting the building, I ran out onto the road where three cars converged. Two of the cars were inhabited by my teachers who began yelling that I was late for an exam and I should go there right away; the third car was my driving instructor, who yelled that I had a driving lesson. I woke up amidst the conflict.
I dreamt I was staying in a caravan with my family somewhere that looked suspiciously like the setting of pingu. i can’t recall much but I think there was a lot of wading through snow involved. At one point I looked in the mirror and realised my earlobes had stretched downwards into weird droplet shaped things, I found this very worrying. It looked like they were melting off.
I dreamt I was having a conversation with my asian friend and my art teacher, either in my parents bathroom or at school. My asian friend was talking about how she had stayed after school till 11pm playing hockey on a giant astroturf. She then mentioned that she had been playing with Vincent Crab, at which point I noticed that she had dyed her hair blonde and slicked it back. I started laughing a her humorous appearance. She then continued to say that there was supposed to be someones prom on the astroturf that night, but she had not seen them so it must have been the day before instead. We agreed that this was lucky because it might have been awkward to try and play hockey around them.
I dreamt I was skiving school with my friend. We were on an old fashioned steam train, for some reason I had to take control of the train. I ended up knocking out the driver with a rock, I was trying to steer the train but the track was all broken up and I crashed. Wasn’t good.
I dreamt I went to boarding school, I reckon it was probably Hogwarts. The teachers were evil, I think they may have been giant lizards in disguise, my class and I were revolting against them. One teacher was not evil or a lizard. At one point we were sat in a huddle hiding in a giant cupboard and I kept making motivational speeches.
I dreamt I was in singapore and I was watching a play in my Aunt and Uncle’s flat, except the walls were made of glass and there was a massive storm outside. I think I was filming it. I also think there were fish tank walls.
I dreamt I was on a school trip again, me and my cousin were waiting for a plane when we decided to find the loo before we had to get on the plane. Instead we found a giant warehouse, the upstairs of which was this amazing sweets shop that had chocolate fountains down the walls and people were handing out wooden crates of strawberries. Downstairs was a vast space and when you slid across the floor you went really fast and bounced off the walls like a pinball. On one side of this giant human pinball floor was a conveyor belt with our luggage on it.
I dreamt I was on a school art trip and we were in the art gallery gift shop but it was like an antique store. Its surroundings were very white and vast. I was looking around the shop when I found a case of brushes that were apparently worth $99 so I grabbed them and went down a giant escalator to the pay desk. Half way down I read the actual price of the brushes was $85 which was not a bargain at all, so I went back up the escalators again. I was looking for something with more hast now because we were leaving soon and it seemed a shame not to buy something while I had the chance. There was a section of antique airplane goggles and hip flasks and a compass with a leather case which I was temped by, but they were really expensive. In the end I grabbed this weird white paper thing that was some kind of folder, at the time it seemed like something really useful but I can’t remember what for. I went down and joined the que to pay which was quite long, the woman in front of me insisted that I go ahead of her because she only had to pay $1.47. When i got to pay desk I realised my purse was gone, on looking behind me I realised that I had scattered all of my belongings across the floor. On retrieving them I payed $36 for the folder thing which I thought was a rip off. Instead of my purse I seemed to have a crappy plastic bag instead, but this didn’t phase me.
I dreamt that due to a nuclear disaster, the world was going to end. My friends and I were at some giant shopping centre trying to pack up a car in order to flee. I was trying to sort out art supplies since I figured I was going to have a lot of free time from now on when I realised that it was imperative that I got as many tissues as possible before we left. As I was looking I entered a children’s clothing store where everyone was sitting listening to the radio which was playing a rerecorded song about how the radiation was spreading and the world was ending, everyone looked very shocked. I went down to the exit to get everyone in the car and go when I ran into two Australian guys who announces that the whole thing was a practical joke.
I dreamt zombies invaded like in ‘28 days later’ or ‘Dawn of the dead’ I was hiding in various locations around town. Finally my friends and I decided to pack up a car and drive to whoever’s house was the most secluded but we never dicided.
I dreamt I was supposed to be protecting this little asian boy along with with some other guy. It was very dark and we walking into a backyard where this random gang started shouting at us. I grabbed a pile of acetate photos that were apparently very important and ran along this road where it was suddenly day time and the scenery looked like the grand canyon. I hid inside a giant oval shaped rock until the person who was chasing me had past and then ran back to where I had started. I went through this door that had previously been a brick wall and found a passage way that lead to a backwards version of my house, except there were clothes everywhere and there was a spiral staircase. The floor upstairs was like a climbing frame so there was loads of holes that you had to climb over. I went upstairs and found my friend but not the asian kid, but this was no longer important apparently.
I dreamt that me and a few others found our way into a world ruled by dogs, this became irrelevant later on though. We were being chased through small back gardens and I kept having to climb over those canvas porch things you get over market stalls. We ended up in this giant library, it was very grand and high tech. For a while we outwitted our pursuers by taking elevators to various floors. Then I started to grow, like when she drinks that potion in Alice and Wonderland. It turned out my growth was due to some genetic malfunction and was the reason we were being chased. We managed to escape the library and I seemed to have swapped roles with someone as I was no longer the person who was growing. Then we were cornered by our pursuers but we pulled a cord on the growing person and they blew up like a ballon and we all floated off.
I dreamt I murdered someone again and I had their brain in a tights box. In another blind panic, I tried to dispose of it buy throwing it on a bonfire. Someone found it again though.
I dreamt that it was imperative that I find Sirius Black because he was missing. On phoning him, I discovered that he was in New Zealand. Since I had no way of getting to New Zealand, I went into KFC where I ran into my friend Amy, who was having a birthday meal with her parents. It was then really awkward because I had to tell her that she needed to buy me a KFC bucket too because it was also my birthday.
I dreamt I lived in a giant castle that was also Starbucks, it had read carpets everywhere and was all old fashioned and palace-like. The actual coffee shop part of the Starbucks was on the second floor, they sold football sized scoops of ben and jerry’s ice-cream on plates. Later I went sledging down a snow covered, abandoned motor way with a japanese boy.
I dreamt that I had murdered an old woman, though I do no remember the actual act of murdering her, and I had her teeth in an envelope. In a blind panic I hid them in a draw I found in my Grans dining table. Later someone found them.
I dreamt a giant crocodile invaded my school and turned the English room into a swamp. In order for lessons to continue as normal the caretaker had to bat down the crocodile with a chair whilst people waded through to get to their various classrooms.
I dreamt my school was invaded by white rats, so we ran to take refuge in the art room and draw a symbol on the tables so a helicopter could land and save us. This plan seemed plausible at the time because the ceiling was not there. It turned out the rats could not go anywhere that was wet, so once they had infiltrated the room we stood on the table and hosed down the area around us, but it kept drying rapidly. Then I was at my house and the rats had turned into evil children. In a heroic act to save the world from these evil rat children, I turned on all the gas hobbs and blew up the house.